Now I don't pretend to be the worlds leading authority on men, BUT I am a man and that gives me a insight into the psyche of the average MAN. Well maybe average is not the correct word. I don't think there is a a AVERAGE man.
Lots of woman think they know what men want, think and how to keep them happy. Just as many many men think they know what woman want, think and how to keep them happy. ALL BULLSHIT. Every woman is an individual. Not any two woman can reach orgasm the same way so there are no one way to keep them happy. Men are NO different except in one case. Reaching orgasm, this to the male species are generally all the same. No matter what you do to the penis is will end up in orgasm. Hahahahaha.
Well back to serious issues. The biggest misconception woman has is that men want to be taken care of like there mothers used too. NO we don't, the love affair we have with our mothers can and will never be replaced with the fussing of another woman. There is a unique bond between mother and son. She is the 1st woman we have contact with, from the womb to the grave the bond is strong. Through all the arguments about girls, school and everything else the common thread remains the LOVE between them.
I am a classic example of this. My mom was the rock I build my life, she was the role model I used and tried to live by. Clearly I have failed many times, coming short of the high pedestal I have raised her on. Every woman I have met and will meet will always be compared to her. She had poise, a great cook, baker. she had full command of the English language. She was so bad she have drilled it into me, my kids and every other person in her inner circle that if you are going to use the Queens English do it RIGHT. Grammar was her pet peeve, she once had a argument with the choir director because he wanted the choir to sing the OFTEN (emphasizing the T) which usually is silent in speech. Hahahaha yes she was that obsessed with language. She was just that way, either the right way or NOTHING.
Okay so that is the one myth we don't want a mother we already have / had one and she is PERFECT so don't try to be her.
Another one is that men don't care whether you fake it or not.
Why would we not care? Of-course we care, it's nto only a ego thing but if we are involved with someone we care about we (well maybe I should say "I") want that person enjoy the experience. Sex is the ultimate expression of your feelings for another person. WAIT let me clarify that. SEX & LOVE MAKING. There is a huge difference between those 2 acts.
What is SEX to MEN?
When you are in a pub or a club and you see some very hot girl and the 1st thing that comes to mind is "I would like to take her into the toilet and RAM her till her head bangs the rhino board wall full of dents" that is SEX. It's the animal instinct to insert yourself into her for the pure carnal pleasure.
What is LOVE MAKING to MEN?
Now after the initial quickie in the bathroom, you meet her again and go for dinner and connect on a emotional level. You see eye to eye about most things. You plan a romantic evening with dinner, drinks and then when you get back to the flat you run her a bubble bath (cause you know she likes it). Silk sheets (okay maybe just clean linen will do) two glasses of red wine next to the bed, chocolates, strawberries, fresh cream & a bottle of sensual massage oil. You seduce her with all of this and stimulate all her senses then have penetrative sex. That is LOVE MAKING.
Maybe not as much a myth but a warning to any woman that is considering getting into a relationship with a man who has kids.
The offspring of a MAN (note I said a MAN not a sperm donor). Man as a species has since the beginning of time had a special bond with his children. Most men are like me, we know that no matter how much we mess up our kids will forgive us and still love us and no matter what our kids do they remain our greatest gift and the loves of our lives. Don't ever get in between a father and his children. It's a recipe for disaster, no matter what when a father is faced with a choice of the happiness of his children and the happiness of anybody else 100% of the time he will choose his kids. A foot note to this NEVER bad mouth the mother of those kids either. You must remember that at one stage this man loved that woman and that love produced those children. So forever and a day he will always have a special place in his heart for the mother of his children. (do you see the common thread here ? MOTHER). When you bad mouth the mother he sees you disrespecting the MOTHER of his children. His children are part of that woman. So DON'T maybe it's just me but I find it in bad taste. (don't get me wrong he the father can talk smack about her all he wants I mean he lived with her for years hahahahaha)
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