Why don't we have....................... ?

Now I live in the best city in the entire Southern Africa. We have Table Mountain shielding us from the harsh Atlantic. Majestic and proud it towers over the City of Cape Town. Discovered by the VOC agent Jan van Riebiek in 1652 (well that is what the "old history books" taught us). He proceeded to rape and pillage this land build a Castle and establish what is now now to me and a few millions others Utopia (well most times).

We have the Lord Nelson Hotel which boast the best afternoon tea in the country and the most expensive burger on the continent (R150+) at last count. We also have V & A Waterfront with that some the Robben Island ferry, pubs damn we even have Sea Point / Green Point the Pink Capital of AFRICA here people who has chosen the alternative lifestyle (Gay/Lesbian) can roam freely and the Pink Rand is very strong.

Robben Island is the prison that has struck fear in all ANC freedom fighters pre 1994. It is also the place where the Great Leaders of the struggle Govan Mbeki, Walter Sisulu & Nelson Mandela spent many a year wasting away doing mundane chores. (their spirit NEVER broken).

Yes Cape Town is steeped in history, arts, culture. It has The "BO KAAP", The COONS, GREEN POINT STADIUM, The Cape Flats let me not forget the playground of the International and Local Celebs CAMPS BAY. Yes we have everything a Globe Trotter or the average Joe could dream of and then some except one thing.

A FUCKING iPHONE REPAIR SHOP

Why must I hand my iPhone in for repairs to the network then wait weeks for it to return from GOD knows where. I cannot understand why we have to suck on the hind tit of Africa. Cape Town is AFRICA fuck Egypt and that stupid Pyramids, FUCK Morocco and there Cuos Cuos and Humus.

Cape Town should have the BEST repair Centers in the Country. The best GOD DAMN EVERYTHING is the celebs come to CPT to play and there anything breaks should we not be able to cater to there needs SAME day WTF. Come one forget about the crime infested JHB PTA DBN BFN. CPT is the place to be.